As you peruse this volume you will notice
that nowhere will you find the phrase:
“And they lived happily ever after.”
This, I assure you, is no oversight;
the stories that follow are not
Fairy-Tales my little friends.
If by some chance you missed the title
of this book ( and I cannot see how ) I must
inform you that these pages contain several
rather unpleasant, ‘hypothetically’ true
cautionary tales- and by cautionary I
mean tales that could not possibly
end more dreadfully for all
of those concerned.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.